THE DYSTHROVERSE / A FICTIONAL INDUSTRY
A race to the
wrong conclusion.
Labs, models and executives competing to scale humanity’s least examined capability.
THE CENTRAL LAB
Dysthropic
A Natural Stupidity Lab. JeanClaude brings together Whisper 7.3, Ramble 9.1, Rant 12.8 and Rumor 15.4 in pursuit of AGS.
Explore the model familyCOMPETING INSTITUTIONS
OpenBS
TerraPlana 4.6
App / ChatGBS
Founded by Dan Altwrong and Stolichnaya Vod ka.
SpaSX
Bolk 4.7
A competing institution on the frontier of Super Stupidity.
Metra
ConFUSE Agent
A rival agent in the same expanding universe of cognitive failure.
CHINESE MODEL COMPANIES
A different frontier.
The same certainty.
DeepSh*t
DeepSh*t V9
Chinese Palihypetia / CEO
Deeper reasoning. Worse conclusions.
Every failed benchmark is further evidence that Western labs are overvalued.
AliBlahBlahQ
QWhy 8.8
Every answer deserves another question.
An enterprise-scale explanation engine that turns a simple question into a procurement process.
ByteDoubt
DoubtBao 8.1
Your uncertainty. At planetary scale.
A model that learns what holds your attention, then gives you more reasons to doubt everything else.
THE OUTSIDE WORLD
Research is only
part of the story.
David Wacks. Maira Bugatti. Chinese Palihypetia. Sundar PitchAI. Demis Has-a-Bias.
Chinese Palihypetia leads DeepSh*t. Politics, capital, rival researchers and distribution surround the lab. Everyone has a stake in what gets announced next.
All characters, companies and products in the Dysthroverse are fictional satire.