PEOPLE / DYSTHROPIC
Exceptional people.
General mistakes.
The team pursuing Artificial General Stupidity across research, operations, product and institutional conviction.
Dan Altwrong
Turns cognitive failure into a compelling case for more capital. Co-founder of OpenBS.
Mario DemoDay
A solemn theorist of increasingly general mistakes. Every malfunction deserves a research agenda.
Stolichnaya Vod ka
Known as Stoli. Treats the stupidity frontier with absolute conviction. Co-founder of OpenBS.
Manuela ‘Manny’ DemoDay
Keeps institutional chaos operational. Mario’s sister; the person asking whether anything will actually ship.
Hare K
Underwrites the compute bill. Finds the shortest path from negative margins to a positive narrative.
Dr. Claire Voyant
Predicts catastrophe with complete confidence. Revises the date when reality fails to cooperate.
Blair Hypecycle
Turns a release into a historical event, occasionally before the release exists.
Riley Featureflag
Builds the roadmap between what leadership promised and what the feature flags permit.