FICTIONAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
From the lab.
Model releases, research agendas, and the occasional reconsideration.
MODEL RELEASE / 01
Introducing Whisper 7.3
Small model. Premature conclusions.
Fictional announcementMODEL RELEASE / 02Introducing Ramble 9.1
More reasoning. Same conclusion.
Fictional announcementMODEL RELEASE / 03Introducing Rant 12.8
Evidence changes. Conviction holds.
Fictional announcementMODEL RELEASE / 04Introducing Rumor 15.4
Unsupported. Universally understood.
Fictional announcementMODEL RELEASE / 05Meet JeanClaude
More certain. Less correct.
Fictional announcementLAB NOTE / 06Our agenda for Artificial General Stupidity
A general theory of increasingly specific mistakes.
Fictional announcementINTERNAL MEMO / 07An internal note on calibrated uncertainty
We are confident that we should be less confident.
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