JEANCLAUDE / AKA VAN DAMME
More conviction.
In every conversation.
Meet the Dysthropic app and its family of frontier Super Stupidity models.
JeanClaude. Van Damme good at being wrong.
THE MODEL FAMILY
Higher version numbers.
Lower standards.
We skipped several generations of understanding to bring you the next generation of conviction.
Whisper 7.3
A quiet departure from the facts.
Our lightweight model for everyday misjudgment. Delivers a wrong answer before you have time to reconsider the question.
Best for / Quick assumptions, casual advice, low-stakes overconfidence.
Read the announcementRamble 9.1
An explanation without an ending.
Our extended-reasoning model. Expands a weak premise into a comprehensive account of why it must be true. More words per mistake.
Best for / Strategy decks, circular analysis, meetings that could have been a sentence.
Read the announcementRant 12.8
Conviction at the frontier.
Our flagship model for high-stakes certainty. Defends its conclusion across an increasingly hostile distribution of evidence. Every correction becomes a counterargument.
Best for / Executive decisions, public arguments, doubling down at scale.
Read the announcementRumor 15.4
A claim with distribution.
Our frontier model for socially scalable misunderstanding. Turns an unsupported assertion into something everyone has already heard. Sources become optional once consensus emerges.
Best for / Viral narratives, office intelligence, consensus without verification.
Read the announcementALIGNMENT
Aligned with your beliefs.
Not with reality.
JeanClaude meets you where you are. Our research asks how far a model can agree with your assumptions before either of you notices the evidence.
Our alignment approach